At the first diagnosis the doctors said to me:
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33.
At the second diagnosis the doctors said to me:
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the third diagnosis the doctors said to me:
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the fourth diagnosis the doctors said to me:
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the fifth diagnosis the doctors said to me:
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the sixth diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the seventh diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the eighth diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Five cardiac bypasses
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the ninth diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Mild heart attack and stents
Five cardiac bypasses
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the tenth diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Cancerous Nephrectomy
Mild heart attack and stents
Five cardiac bypasses
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the eleventh diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Bladder tumor removal
Cancerous Nephrectomy
Mild heart attack and stents
Five cardiac bypasses
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At the twelfth diagnosis, the doctors said to me:
Transcatheter Aortic Valve Replacement
Bladder tumor removal
Cancerous Nephrectomy
Mild heart attack and stents
Five cardiac bypasses
Erectile Dis-function
Cataract surgery
Kidney Disease Phase 4
Basal cell carcinoma
Transurethral Prostate Resection
Glaucoma eye drops
Rheumatic fever, and death by 33
At my 91st birthday checkup, my doctor said to me:
“Keep up whatever you’re doing you’re putting my kids through college.”
Can we do a sing-a-long at Christmas time?