Dad and I are driving to a doctor’s appointment. Spotify is playing a Beach Boys song, and dad has a confused look.
Dad (disgruntled): What’s this modern music crap. Sounds like cats screwin’.
Randy (disbelief): Dad! This is the Beach Boys. They’ve been around for 50 years or so!
Dad: Well, it’s new to me…
Randy (turning volume down): I can’t change it now as I’m driving. Better?
Dad (shaking head): Humpf… Why would anyone write a song about a little loose poop?
Loose Poop