I’m talking with my dad on the phone. He’s talking about going to the store to get new sheets, because his are threadbare. But he’s not relishing the idea of moseying around Target.
Randy: Why don’t you just order them off of Amazon?
Dad: Well, I’ve sort of forgotten my password there.
Randy: Well there’s a password recovery feature where they’ll send you a link to reset it!
Dad (pauses a bit): I’m too lazy to use the labor saving device.
Labor Saving Device